February 2012
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My Own Passenger
Never, under any circumstances, underestimate the value of a midnight drive and singing at the top of your lungs.
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January 2012
2 posts
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Penguin Awareness Day Approaches
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Nico: I own what? a penguin costume?
Ashley: I meant, own your arduous journey, but a penguin costume would work too.
December 2011
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Sincerely...
One of my clients signed off their email with my name as their signature. I wonder if that was a copy/paste error or they accidentally typed my name.
I thought I was the sleepy one.
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November 2011
48 posts
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Grocery Dilemma
Hi, to any Nerdfighters, today is my grocery day and I have room in my budget for one “treat” food, which I’ve decided should either be corn dogs or pizza, and I’m unsure which to get. I haven’t had either in a while.
Things to consider:
-Cost effectiveness
-# of meals provided by purchase
-Effectiveness in a toaster oven
-One is now a vegetable, the other is on...
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Minima
I like browsing the Minimalism tag on Tumblr to see how many people write long essays about Minimalism, because I enjoy cognitive dissonance.
This is not irony.
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clientsfromhell:
Client: “I don’t mean to sound racist, but…” Me: “But what?” Client: “But the site is too black.” Me: “Like, literally too black?” Client: “Yes. The background is too black.” Me: “That’s not racist. That has nothing to do with race.” Client: “Phew. I can never tell with you black people, what’s offensive and what’s not.” Me: “I’m actually Lebanese. And, yeah, that one might be...
Clever and Unique Title: The Occupy Movement →
caseyn99:
I’m really getting sick of this stuff and these protesters really thinking they’re getting a serious protest across and thinking people think they’re serious. It’s just a bunch of people out there with their camping gear. People often talk about their Constitutional rights and they’re importance,…
Most of the people who condemn Occupy simply don’t get it, but I gotta say,...
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Gear Up
People laugh or roll their eyes at the fact that I’ve got an emergency preparedness kit for a potential apocalypse scenario, but let’s consider a few things:
-SOPA / PIPA bill in the US could break the internet as we know it
-Occupy movements, and general political unrest, doesn’t show signs of giving up, no matter how ineffective they (currently) are against un-fucking our...
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Oh so that’s what happens during breaks.
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Women Laughing Alone With Salad →
Huh. I didn’t even know this was a thing. (this link is old, btw)
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Some Just Don't Get It
I think I have to stop following the Occupy / OWS tags because while I support what’s going on, there’s nothing more infuriating than coming across those posts that criticize the movement with the same misinformed myths the media are using, making it very obvious that the post-maker doesn’t quite ‘get it.’
Why should I be able to say I ‘get it?’ It kind...
The Enemy Of My Enemy... wait, still enemies. →