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Jan 20th

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Penguin Awareness Day Approaches

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Nico: I own what? a penguin costume?
Ashley: I meant, own your arduous journey, but a penguin costume would work too.

Jan 14th

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Sincerely...

One of my clients signed off their email with my name as their signature. I wonder if that was a copy/paste error or they accidentally typed my name. I thought I was the sleepy one.

Dec 14th

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Dec 4th

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Dec 3rd

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Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 27th

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Nov 26th

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Nov 24th

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Nov 23rd

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Nov 23rd

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Grocery Dilemma

Hi, to any Nerdfighters, today is my grocery day and I have room in my budget for one “treat” food, which I’ve decided should either be corn dogs or pizza, and I’m unsure which to get. I haven’t had either in a while. Things to consider: -Cost effectiveness -# of meals provided by purchase -Effectiveness in a toaster oven -One is now a vegetable, the other is on...

Nov 23rd

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Nov 23rd

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Nov 23rd

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Nov 23rd

Nov 22nd

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Nov 22nd

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Minima

I like browsing the Minimalism tag on Tumblr to see how many people write long essays about Minimalism, because I enjoy cognitive dissonance. This is not irony.

Nov 21st

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Nov 21st

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Nov 21st

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Nov 21st

clientsfromhell: Client: “I don’t mean to sound racist, but…” Me: “But what?” Client: “But the site is too black.” Me: “Like, literally too black?” Client: “Yes. The background is too black.” Me: “That’s not racist. That has nothing to do with race.” Client: “Phew. I can never tell with you black people, what’s offensive and what’s not.” Me: “I’m actually Lebanese. And, yeah, that one might be...

Nov 20th

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Nov 20th

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Clever and Unique Title: The Occupy Movement →

caseyn99: I’m really getting sick of this stuff and these protesters really thinking they’re getting a serious protest across and thinking people think they’re serious. It’s just a bunch of people out there with their camping gear. People often talk about their Constitutional rights and they’re importance,… Most of the people who condemn Occupy simply don’t get it, but I gotta say,...

Nov 20th

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Nov 19th

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Gear Up

People laugh or roll their eyes at the fact that I’ve got an emergency preparedness kit for a potential apocalypse scenario, but let’s consider a few things: -SOPA / PIPA bill in the US could break the internet as we know it -Occupy movements, and general political unrest, doesn’t show signs of giving up, no matter how ineffective they (currently) are against un-fucking our...

Nov 19th

Nov 18th

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Nov 16th

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Nov 16th

Nov 10th

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Watch

Oh so that’s what happens during breaks.

Nov 9th

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Nov 8th

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Nov 8th

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Nov 7th

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Women Laughing Alone With Salad →

Huh. I didn’t even know this was a thing. (this link is old, btw)

Nov 6th

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Some Just Don't Get It

I think I have to stop following the Occupy / OWS tags because while I support what’s going on, there’s nothing more infuriating than coming across those posts that criticize the movement with the same misinformed myths the media are using, making it very obvious that the post-maker doesn’t quite ‘get it.’ Why should I be able to say I ‘get it?’ It kind...

Nov 6th