October 2011
53 posts
Long Armed Clown
My mom sent me some emails that, while well intentioned, sound ridiculous given their sequence.
“Do you plan to go to a Halloween party? My co-worker is selling this costume…called ‘one night stand.’ It’s foam, you can wear pants with it no problem. Tell me if you like it.”
[Five minutes later]
“Other choice: Long armed clown.”
Sometimes I don’t...
Logging into facebook is like logging into tumblr...
olivertwisted:
Glad to see that my facebook friends have finally found out how funny memes, troll guy, and kittens can be.
Not.
Oh man, you too?
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Wizards
You guys, I just realized something about TMNT and Hogwarts.
Of the Ninja Turtles:
1. Leonardo = Gryffindor
2. Michelangelo = Hufflepuff
3. Donatello = Ravenclaw
4. Raphael = Slytherin
awesomephilia:
Follow this blog for some awesomeness on your dash.
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whovians reblog this. I need to follow all of you.
emmaleeawkberg asked: Hello Nico. :3
How is there not a bacon-scented cologne yet?
bacologne.
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how to be a gentleman: This dumbass Occupy protest... →
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nicopolitan:
likeaperfectgentleman:
This dumbass Occupy protest is the most idiotic thing I have ever come across. How about you lazy good for nothing motherfuckers get a job and contribute to society, instead of standing outside Starbucks holding up signs for more money from Centrelink because of your poor lifestyle choices (which, incidentally, is not that hard to...
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how to be a gentleman: This dumbass Occupy protest... →
likeaperfectgentleman:
This dumbass Occupy protest is the most idiotic thing I have ever come across. How about you lazy good for nothing motherfuckers get a job and contribute to society, instead of standing outside Starbucks holding up signs for more money from Centrelink because of your poor lifestyle choices (which, incidentally, is not that hard to give up) which means you can’t afford...
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Crushes?
People have Tumblr crushes? I’m asking because as I poke around Tumblr, this gets mentioned, and I realize I really only know who about 4 of you are.
An Abundance of Katherine: Rant →
andsettheworldonfire:
Continuation of my earlier post about my history class.
It honestly shocked me that people were so uninformed. I’d known that they weren’t the most interested in current events, but what results from the Occupations taking place all over the globe will shape the world that today’s teenagers…
Don’t worry, when those kids get to college and realize eventually...
Everything the Media Told You About Occupy Wall... →
hello-ampersand:
This is the article we’ve been waiting to be written. Important comments, important pictures, just…important.
Please spread this.
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I would totally accept a taco as a valid ID. →
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Masculinism
…isn’t a real thing, obviously, this mostly just stems from a discussion I am kind of afraid to have because I really do support and admire feminists. Equal rights and pay? Fuck yea. Have at it. Equal treatment? Even better.
But some of the figures and examples used to promote feminism make me grind my teeth and want to be that pedantic neckbeard who fixes his glasses and sneers,...
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Minimal Philosophy →
Oh, hells yes.
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Damn You, Podcast.
That moment when you subscribe to a podcast because of the music and then unsubscribe 20 minutes later because the DJ won’t shut the eff up.
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